My Funnest No Limit Texas Hold'em Table

I think about playing No Limit Texas Hold’em in a serious way most of the time…but what if I just wanted to play and enjoy myself (and my skill didn’t matter)? 

Who would be playing at my Funnest No Limit Texas Hold’em table?

1. Phil Laak
2. Juan Juanda
3. Scotty Nguyen
4. Daniel Negreanu
5. PokaPaloma
6. ________________
7. ________________
8. ________________
9. ________________

Four seats still available.  Who’d make us topple over with belly-jiggling laughter and snort beer?